Frunket

Definition:
The unique and unexpectedly intense feeling of being drunk while flying on an airplane due to altitude, dry cabin air, low oxygen levels, and questionable choices. Usually hits faster than expected and harder than necessary.

Origin:
From "flying" + "drunk" = frunket.
Invented by legends mid-flight, possibly after one too many tiny bottles of tequila.
“I had two Jack & Cokes and now I’m frunket at 30,000 feet.”

Turbulence ain’t even scarin’ me no more. I’m frunket and vibin’.”

“She was frunket by hour two and singing to the baby in the next row.”
by MissKarriBabi July 31, 2025
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