Frumung 

absolutely anything. absolutely anything you can think of

You are a Frumung.
Oh Frumung!

Frumung by Sam November 22, 2004

FRUMUNDA 

Fumundafromunder my nutsscrotumtesticles: Comes from the slang, "Fremunda cheese, the viledankcheese frumunda my nuts--the oldest relics of crosseyedinbredredneck slang."

"Hey fool--You want some frumunda cheese." said The morbidly grotesque ruffian. "whats frumunda cheese?"0 asks the frail albino boy. "it's the cheese frumunda my nuts!"

FRUMUNDA by Bobby Revell March 16, 2005

frumundah 

1. The cheese from under my balls. 2. The pure funk of ball sweat. 3. The discharge left by a pair of funky nuts.

Jimmy: You ever had imported frumundah cheese before?
Jane: I like cheese from foreign places. Where is it from?
Jimmy: Oh, its the cheese from under my balls. Want me to scrape some up?

frumundah by El Jefe April 14, 2005

frumunda cheese 

The product of yeast build-up in the moisture of the folds on the male scrotum. It is called "frumunda cheese" becuase it has a cottage cheese-like apperance and smell, and because it comes frumunda (from under) the nuts. The french call it "brie"

Jacque:"Bonjour, Pierre! Would you like to lick the frumunda cheese from my un-washed testicles?"
Pierre: "Hell Oui!"

frumunda cheese by Doggy Fizzle June 4, 2003

Frumundastache 

A practical joke wherein the prankster harvests some of the residual cheese that resides in the hair between the scrotum and anus and applies it liberally to the upper lip of the party receiving the prank. For best results, utilize stealth to ensure a proper surprise!

You had better not fall asleep around here, or you might awaken to the aroma of a fresh frumundastache!

Frumundastache by Dogs.Breakfast July 9, 2014

frumunesan cheese 

Dried cum residue.

Vanille looked in the mirror to find frumunesan cheese on her forehead and around her lips. A hoe fo sho...

frumunesan cheese by yo pimp, mua fucka April 30, 2010

Furmungous 

A massive caustic patch of pubic hair that slightly resembles Uday Hussein's beard. With a population of 3.5 billion pubic lice, it is second only to Ron Jeremy's chest hair in lice per square inch.

Larry was forced to dine on Katie's furmungous beaver after the Atlanta Braves lost.

Furmungous by Phartman October 12, 2013