Frumpel

the act of receiving a blowjob while you are taking a shit.

After she gave me a frumpel, the blood drained out of my face.

by Viva Italia April 27, 2007

flumpels

An unnecessary decoration in a (powerpoint) presentation that ruins all the slides.
Often background elements, swirly lines or separators.

Only use them if you can justify why you used them, like true love.

Boris: "Any feedback Max?"
Max: "Those flumpels are DISGUSTING!"

by Cinnamon ｡^‿^｡ January 17, 2018

frummel

A drinking game where a bunch of drunk males (females are welcome too, though they rarely choose to participate) stand around in a circle with one unopened can of beer. The first player shakes the can vigorously and then smashes it against his forehead. The can is then passed to the left. The next player shakes it vigorously and again smashes it against his forehead. The game continues in this fashion until the can eventually explodes against the forehead of one lucky guy, thereby making him the winner of the frummel and earning him the respect of his peers.

I cut my head pretty bad in the frummel last night, but it was totally worth it!

by Scott (Scotty, Scooter, S2H) May 22, 2008

Frumple

*Frumple* be *round* and yet *lumpy*. So bad!!!

It is better not to *frumple* or else there is so much problems.

by camper February 7, 2004

frumpleskirt

when you admire someone so deeply your love of crumpets is diminished

person 1: do you love me?
person 2: no, i frumpleskirt you

by i frumpleskirt you May 19, 2019

Frumpled

The trait, characteristic, feeling of being frumpy, crumpled, disheveled, out of sorts, sleepy, groggy, drunk, sad, or rumpled.

To be "frumpled" is to resemble or feel like: a balled up piece of tissue paper, tin foil, or newspaper. A soggy napkin, a wet toilet paper roll, or damp socks.

by Kia Carbone June 26, 2008

FRUMPalicious

A description of someone who is slightly plump but yet attractive.

"Oohh, look at Andrea. She is SO FRUMPalicious!"

by Brooke&Andi March 15, 2010