Frozen Assets - noun

1.
The result of putting your money in the fridge.

2.
In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.

Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function.

3.
In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features.

While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.

Think: "ASS-ets"
These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed.

Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
Generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...
1.
I put my money in the fridge. I got the idea when I heard "Frozen Assets" on CNBC :D

2.
Halifax has lots of Frozen Assets

3.
A woman with an M.D. is, obviously, intelligent.
The degree and her smarts are Frozen Assets

A person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their Frozen Assets

Check out her assets!
You've got lovely assets
by rzhhhh November 14, 2011
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Person 1: Where did Evan go?
Person 2: To get some Frozen Yogurt.
Person 1: What a bitch ass nigga!
by D Ten June 13, 2015
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a very unknown melodic death metal band. but they sound really good, if they would be just a bit more known, they would have so many fans. oh, and the have a myspace page too. more info from there:

Frozen Eternity is widely known for their melodic, yet powerful sound. They combine the heavy grinding force of death metal, exceedingly colorful keyboard melodies and biting vocals to create a very illustrious sound.

FE formed back in mid 2005 by two teens, Cody Davis (Vocals/Guitar) and Josh Dummer (Guitar). After a few months of recording, they released a full length album, "Forgotten Past," in 2006. After much success of the album through Myspace and other music related sites, the two founders decided it was time to gather a full line-up of members. That was when Chris Jones (Drums) Paul Jones (Bass) Cody Dale (Keyboards) were all added to the list. They began playing many shows across their home state of Colorado in 2007 and have also recorded and released another CD entitled "Dreams Turned to Ashes."
guy1: omg frozen eternity is so fucking good!

guy2: who the fuck is frozen eternity?
by anonymous88888 May 29, 2009
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When a Polish person misplaces their gag ball or bite stick and uses the only thing they can find in the freezer. Commonly used by gay pollocks during anal sex with large pieces of household appliances.
Tim wanted to play toaster oven anal pullout again but he swallowed the gag ball the last time they played. He suggested we could use a Frozen Pierogi. So John hit the freezer and tied some string to a pierogi. Not only did it do the trick but Tim had a delicious polish snack.
by Johnnyb7230 June 3, 2020
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When you take a shit and then freeze your turds and then use them as dildos.
Last night I had an awesome shit so I gave my girl a frozen canoe!

Last night I had diarrhea and I couldn't give my girl a frozen canoe!
by Melizabeth Blones January 30, 2009
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An emoji-faced man who is known by the name "Tommy " who apparently shreds.
"Frozen Gargon" shreds. - Frozen Gargon is a YouTuber
by AyyeeImSpy December 23, 2017
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An alcoholic drink that consists of an In-n-Out milkshake with a shot of vodka mixed into it.
My favorite drink is a Frozen Putin!
Don’t forget to bring your Frozen Putin.
by Izzy & Sabrina October 28, 2019
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