Friuli Venezia-Giulia

Friuli is a north-easth region of Italy.
Him inhabitants (called "friulani") is a perfect mix of tradition, closed-mind philosophy, red wine and blasphemy.
The typical meal is the frico and polenta ( a dish based of cheese and potatoes).
Every region in Italy has a dialect, but the Friulani is considered a true language.
Friuli have 3 principal cities: Udine, Trieste and Pordenone. Trieste regional capital. Everybody hates Trieste and the triestini ( who is from trieste).
Udine situated in center of Friuli, should be the regional capital.
Prdenone, actually, nobody cares about him...

"FEMINE!! DIU SIGNÔR, DOVE É LA POLENTA!!! DIOPPOI, SE NON VEDO LA MIA POLENTA ENTRO ADESSO VENGO LÌ E DIOCCAI VE COSA TI SUCCEDE DIO BON!" (Wife!! Where is my polenta, for God sake!! *blasphemy*, if I don't see my polenta before now I come there and *blasphemy* you will see what I'll do *blasphemy*)
-a common old person from Friuli Venezia-Giulia speaking in Friulano

Friuli Venezia-Giulia by PizzaPastaMafia May 3, 2018

Friuli-Venezia Giulia 

Friuli-Venezia Giulia is a region Italy in the Far North East, It is full of Drunk People called " Friulani and bullized people called ' Triestini" there is also a Movie called Friulans vs Triestini, in Friuli you find a lot of ideologies but it is a 50\50 region between fascism and communism where communism is anti fascism and fascism is anti communism. Also some of them hate Yugoslavia because they say Trieste is italian when literally 1 minute before they hates Trieste. There is a Language called Friulan which is has his dialects.
Friulans also hate Carnia's people ( Carnia starts from Amaro) because idk. Also in Upper Friuli we have a cool Friulan when in Southern Friuli there isnt the ç sound which is unbased , near Valli del Natisone they use a lot the lettere "a". Also also Friuli is full of Austrian Turists with bikes that think they are superior and put their bikes in front of your fucking door. People from the Province of Udine hate Pordedonese people. Nobody in Italy cares about Friuli, when friuli was on fucking fire, italian TVs were talking about other stuff lolololooolololoolol. We have a lot of slavs, based people. Come to friuli to try some "Polenta" and "Frico" . ALSO THERE ISNT FUCKING VENICE IN FRIULI-VENEZIA GIULIA!

Example
Person 1: Hello where is Trieste?
Person 2: ( Friulan Guy) In Fucking Africa
Person 3: Hey! In Friuli-Venezia Giulia there isnt Trieste!

Friuli-Venezia Giulia by nikiblago08 October 8, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008