Friuli Venezia-Giulia

Friuli is a north-easth region of Italy.
Him inhabitants (called "friulani") is a perfect mix of tradition, closed-mind philosophy, red wine and blasphemy.
The typical meal is the frico and polenta ( a dish based of cheese and potatoes).
Every region in Italy has a dialect, but the Friulani is considered a true language.
Friuli have 3 principal cities: Udine, Trieste and Pordenone. Trieste regional capital. Everybody hates Trieste and the triestini ( who is from trieste).
Udine situated in center of Friuli, should be the regional capital.
Prdenone, actually, nobody cares about him...

"FEMINE!! DIU SIGNÔR, DOVE É LA POLENTA!!! DIOPPOI, SE NON VEDO LA MIA POLENTA ENTRO ADESSO VENGO LÌ E DIOCCAI VE COSA TI SUCCEDE DIO BON!" (Wife!! Where is my polenta, for God sake!! *blasphemy*, if I don't see my polenta before now I come there and *blasphemy* you will see what I'll do *blasphemy*)
-a common old person from Friuli Venezia-Giulia speaking in Friulano

Friuli Venezia-Giulia by PizzaPastaMafia May 3, 2018

Friuli-Venezia Giulia 

Friuli-Venezia Giulia is a region Italy in the Far North East, It is full of Drunk People called " Friulani and bullized people called ' Triestini" there is also a Movie called Friulans vs Triestini, in Friuli you find a lot of ideologies but it is a 50\50 region between fascism and communism where communism is anti fascism and fascism is anti communism. Also some of them hate Yugoslavia because they say Trieste is italian when literally 1 minute before they hates Trieste. There is a Language called Friulan which is has his dialects.
Friulans also hate Carnia's people ( Carnia starts from Amaro) because idk. Also in Upper Friuli we have a cool Friulan when in Southern Friuli there isnt the ç sound which is unbased , near Valli del Natisone they use a lot the lettere "a". Also also Friuli is full of Austrian Turists with bikes that think they are superior and put their bikes in front of your fucking door. People from the Province of Udine hate Pordedonese people. Nobody in Italy cares about Friuli, when friuli was on fucking fire, italian TVs were talking about other stuff lolololooolololoolol. We have a lot of slavs, based people. Come to friuli to try some "Polenta" and "Frico" . ALSO THERE ISNT FUCKING VENICE IN FRIULI-VENEZIA GIULIA!

Example
Person 1: Hello where is Trieste?
Person 2: ( Friulan Guy) In Fucking Africa
Person 3: Hey! In Friuli-Venezia Giulia there isnt Trieste!

Friuli-Venezia Giulia by nikiblago08 October 8, 2022