Friuli Venezia-Giulia

Friuli is a north-easth region of Italy.
Him inhabitants (called "friulani") is a perfect mix of tradition, closed-mind philosophy, red wine and blasphemy.
The typical meal is the frico and polenta ( a dish based of cheese and potatoes).
Every region in Italy has a dialect, but the Friulani is considered a true language.
Friuli have 3 principal cities: Udine, Trieste and Pordenone. Trieste regional capital. Everybody hates Trieste and the triestini ( who is from trieste).
Udine situated in center of Friuli, should be the regional capital.
Prdenone, actually, nobody cares about him...

"FEMINE!! DIU SIGNÔR, DOVE É LA POLENTA!!! DIOPPOI, SE NON VEDO LA MIA POLENTA ENTRO ADESSO VENGO LÌ E DIOCCAI VE COSA TI SUCCEDE DIO BON!" (Wife!! Where is my polenta, for God sake!! *blasphemy*, if I don't see my polenta before now I come there and *blasphemy* you will see what I'll do *blasphemy*)
-a common old person from Friuli Venezia-Giulia speaking in Friulano

Friuli Venezia-Giulia by PizzaPastaMafia May 3, 2018

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Friuli-Venezia Giulia

Friuli-Venezia Giulia is a region Italy in the Far North East, It is full of Drunk People called " Friulani and bullized people called ' Triestini" there is also a Movie called Friulans vs Triestini, in Friuli you find a lot of ideologies but it is a 50\50 region between fascism and communism where communism is anti fascism and fascism is anti communism. Also some of them hate Yugoslavia because they say Trieste is italian when literally 1 minute before they hates Trieste. There is a Language called Friulan which is has his dialects.
Friulans also hate Carnia's people ( Carnia starts from Amaro) because idk. Also in Upper Friuli we have a cool Friulan when in Southern Friuli there isnt the ç sound which is unbased , near Valli del Natisone they use a lot the lettere "a". Also also Friuli is full of Austrian Turists with bikes that think they are superior and put their bikes in front of your fucking door. People from the Province of Udine hate Pordedonese people. Nobody in Italy cares about Friuli, when friuli was on fucking fire, italian TVs were talking about other stuff lolololooolololoolol. We have a lot of slavs, based people. Come to friuli to try some "Polenta" and "Frico" . ALSO THERE ISNT FUCKING VENICE IN FRIULI-VENEZIA GIULIA!

Example
Person 1: Hello where is Trieste?
Person 2: ( Friulan Guy) In Fucking Africa
Person 3: Hey! In Friuli-Venezia Giulia there isnt Trieste!

Friuli-Venezia Giulia by nikiblago08 October 8, 2022

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Friuli Venezia-Giulia • firuli • Frauli • Frisli • strawberry fruli

bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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