Urban metro or homosexual types who buy a second property in the countryside, usually within a two hour drive of Manhattan and preferably a half million dollar "fixer-upper."
Hudson Valley resident #1: What's with the new neighbors?
Hudson Valley resident #2: Bought the old stone barn up the road for half a million, gutted it and dropped another half mill having it re-done.
Hudson Valley resident #1: Yeah, pushed my property taxes through the roof. Shoulda' known when I saw a the $60,000 pick-up. Fuckin' Frillbillies
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.