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figgledink 

A figgledink occurs when a granny happens to get herself into a tricky situation, that she and her gran clan then have to discuss over a cup of tea.
My gran got in a figgledink the other day, and let me just say, it was not pretty.
figgledink by The gran clan September 26, 2020
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FingleDinklage 

An insidious and nightmarish entity that lurks in the shadows of the subconscious, feasting on the fears and anxieties of unsuspecting minds. Its grotesque form is an unsightly amalgamation of twisted limbs, elongated appendages(Cock), and nightmarish visages, inducing a paralyzing terror that seeps into the very core of one's being and their butt. The mere utterance of its name sends shivers down the spine, and encountering The FingleDinklage in the dark recesses of the mind is a descent into a psychological abyss, where sanity is shredded and replaced with the echoing screams of eternal horror. He only come out on December 28th for that booty. If your say his name while doing a backflip on the D he will spawn In front of you and take that Bussy. If you instead do a front flip on the Z he'll steal your oui oui.
(Guy on trampoline does backflip) He mutters: FingleDinklage. (Lands on The D) (FingleDinklage Appears) Fingle Says: Imma take that Bussilicious Bussy Boy.(Guy screams in horror).
FingleDinklage by Finkledinklage December 18, 2023

FingleDinklage 

An insidious and nightmarish entity that lurks in the shadows of the subconscious, feasting on the fears and anxieties of unsuspecting minds. Its grotesque form is an unsightly amalgamation of twisted limbs, elongated appendages(Cock), and nightmarish visages, inducing a paralyzing terror that seeps into the very core of one's being and their butt. The mere utterance of its name sends shivers down the spine, and encountering The FingleDinklage in the dark recesses of the mind is a descent into a psychological abyss, where sanity is shredded and replaced with the echoing screams of eternal horror. He only come out on December 28th for that booty. If your say his name while doing a backflip on the D he will spawn In front of you and take that Bussy. If you instead do a front flip on the Z he'll steal your oui oui.
(Guy on trampoline does backflip) He mutters: FingleDinklage. (Lands on The D) (FingleDinklage Appears) Fingle Says: Imma take that Bussilicious Bussy Boy.(Guy screams in horror).
FingleDinklage by Finkledinklage December 18, 2023
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026