Friend-Simping

When you act like a simp to a friend to be sure that friend will be loyal to you and trust you. The more you friend-simp, the more that friend will trust you. It's used more when you are not used to have many friends or actually don't have any, or when you want to make that friendship to last more, in the first case you won't be able to stop friend-simp because you mostly will feel scared to lose your friendship, not even for a minute.

Friend-Simp (friend-simping): "Hey, (thinking about how he did well on the basketball game yesterday) hows going with your girl? Everything alright?"
Friend: "We had a fight yesterday because of her choice to change school next year, (the friend-simp gets annoyed but still listens to him) she told me some bad things and i feel bad rn"
Friend-simp: "Do you wanna get sum mc myb? To make you change ideas, i offer"
Friend: "Wow, thnx man, i'd appreciate a lot. lets go then"

by Sprendly1516 October 14, 2020

friend-simping

Platonic simping; Taking an extreme liking to a person in neither a sexual or romantic way

'Have you met Marie? She's such a G!"
"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."

by thiswasfrommariebtw January 28, 2021

Friendsimping

Putting a lot of effort into a friendship and it not being reciprocated

Jessica is friendsimping Marvin, he’s trying to ghost her and she won’t let him.

by Loyhu1234 December 28, 2019

friendpimping

1) When you badger all of your real life friends to accept an acquaintance on a social networking site like Facebook.

2) People sending friend requests to you based on one internet connection, just so they may move on to contact your friends.

1) Dude. I can’t believe Bob suggested that creepy guy Mark to all of his friends on Facebook. This friendpimping has got to stop!

2) I can't believe she friended me so she could add all of my friends. She friendpimped me!

by @Keefy June 28, 2011