friendpimping 

1) When you badger all of your real life friends to accept an acquaintance on a social networking site like Facebook.

2) People sending friend requests to you based on one internet connection, just so they may move on to contact your friends.

1) Dude. I can’t believe Bob suggested that creepy guy Mark to all of his friends on Facebook. This friendpimping has got to stop!

2) I can't believe she friended me so she could add all of my friends. She friendpimped me!

friendpimping by @Keefy June 28, 2011

Friendsimping 

Putting a lot of effort into a friendship and it not being reciprocated

Jessica is friendsimping Marvin, he’s trying to ghost her and she won’t let him.

Friendsimping by Loyhu1234 December 28, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016