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Friend Divorce 

When you denounce a friend, or group of friends after a serious falling out. More serious than a simple argument. Usually involves some sort of betrayal from an old friend. Often leads to a cleansing of people who you realized aren't really your friends.
Divorcee: "Scott banged my girlfriend, And the crew thought it was cool"

Friend: "Oh man that sucks, do you still talk with them?"

Divorcee: "Nah man, I friend divorced the whole lot of em, the're shite in a bucket"

Friend: "and what about her?"

Divorcee: "Well let's just say we are not getting married"
Friend Divorce by rat.man.can July 25, 2014
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friendivorce 

The formal breaking off of a friendship, for a variety of reasons.
Julie: Man, Jennifer slept with my boyfriend? I HATE THAT WHORE!!!

Tim: Whoa... You guys are totally getting a friendivorce.

friendivorce 

An official end of a friendship, usually one between best friends, which is caused by severe infractions or major (fast or slow) changes in friendship dynamics which result in consequences that rival a real divorce.
Andy: Hey Lisa, where have you been? You've been missing our daily talks for about a week now...
Lisa: I found a mistress called "McKinsey & Company."
Andy: This is causing a strain on our friendship, it's obvious you don't value our best-friendship.

Lisa: If you can't take it then lets get a friendivorce.
friendivorce by nonreal September 21, 2015