Friday shirt

The cheapest, nastiest nipple revealing shirt you have ever seen accompanied by friday shoes. Worn on a friday to work to enable direct route to the nearest pub.

'Mondo had worn his Friday shirt because he was so excited to go to the strip club, make it rain to be swiftly followed by a dangerwank!

Friday shirt by twofat March 3, 2008

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Dirt Shirt Friday

On Fridays you wear a shirt which you bought at a thrift store like Value Village and wear it every Friday without washing it until it is unwearable in which case you buy another.

Justin: That shirt looks terrible it must be Dirt Shirt Friday.

Nick: Nah man his family is just poor.

Dirt Shirt Friday by Werdoop March 30, 2009

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red shirt friday

Any Friday is Red Shirt Friday. You should wear a red shirt, if you forget there is always next week.

Today is Friday so i should wear my red shirt, becasue it is Red Shirt Friday.

red shirt friday by Teddy Z October 2, 2006

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Festive Shirt Fridays

A day when employees at concrete plants are allowed to wear bright, ugly and "festive" shirts to work.

Man, don't forget tomorrow is "Festive Shirt Friday!, Jose !

Festive Shirt Fridays by Romeal June 30, 2004

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Festive Shirt Fridays

The day wear all the cubicle employees either have fruity shirts or no shirts at all.

Euugh man. I just saw Dilbert's moobs.

Festive Shirt Fridays by nikkan_hanil July 2, 2004

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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