Friday shirt

The cheapest, nastiest nipple revealing shirt you have ever seen accompanied by friday shoes. Worn on a friday to work to enable direct route to the nearest pub.

'Mondo had worn his Friday shirt because he was so excited to go to the strip club, make it rain to be swiftly followed by a dangerwank!

Friday shirt by twofat March 3, 2008

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Dirt Shirt Friday

On Fridays you wear a shirt which you bought at a thrift store like Value Village and wear it every Friday without washing it until it is unwearable in which case you buy another.

Justin: That shirt looks terrible it must be Dirt Shirt Friday.

Nick: Nah man his family is just poor.

Dirt Shirt Friday by Werdoop March 30, 2009

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red shirt friday

Any Friday is Red Shirt Friday. You should wear a red shirt, if you forget there is always next week.

Today is Friday so i should wear my red shirt, becasue it is Red Shirt Friday.

red shirt friday by Teddy Z October 2, 2006

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Festive Shirt Fridays

A day when employees at concrete plants are allowed to wear bright, ugly and "festive" shirts to work.

Man, don't forget tomorrow is "Festive Shirt Friday!, Jose !

Festive Shirt Fridays by Romeal June 30, 2004

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Festive Shirt Fridays

The day wear all the cubicle employees either have fruity shirts or no shirts at all.

Euugh man. I just saw Dilbert's moobs.

Festive Shirt Fridays by nikkan_hanil July 2, 2004

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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