The most unlucky day in the calendar. Justified fear of this day is called paraskevidekatriaphobiaor friggatriskaidekaphobia. You could get run over, your
house could burn down, you could run into a
long-lost evil boyfriend, or you could fall down a flight of stairs and subsequently
die of neumonia.
Shit, it's fuckin
Friday 13th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's no fuckin way I'm gettin out of
bed!
*Snore*
Oh, jeeeez, I just choked on my own phlegm.