A way of not swearing and gaining yourself a catch phrase. It is a brilliant word and anyone to use this word is a freakin queen and you should worship them with all your time and money. Especially if their name starts with M, in this case you may as well sacrifice yourself for them, they are so worthy and amazing. YOU ARE WELCOME WORLD!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.