Fretta 

When someone is annoying and they don't stop bitching about things

Hey! Stop your sister from being a fretta from now on or else she'll end up single, like always

Fretta by Thrasher200 October 4, 2018

dirty fretta 

A very annoying person who is just as annoying in bed. She will always make you do everything in bed, tries to be extra by repeating the same things you did and said.

Hey what happened to Jenna?
Oh gawd, don’t ask.... she was a dirty fretta

Why do I always get the dirty frettas?
She tried to do anal on me after I did it to her.

dirty fretta by Onlyme4you May 1, 2020

Frottaging 

A type of perverted sexual solace performed by men against completely innocent members of the public, often in full view of their compatriots. It is normally associated with inverted men, but can also be performed by normal males against females. An inverted or normal man will select his frottaging ‘victim’ in, say, a crowded train, and approach them in as innocent a manner as possible. They will then rub their genital area or loins against them in an act of simulated sex before making off as quickly as possible. Most disgusting. Young ladies have also been victims to this disgraceful practice, and I urge you all to be very wary of young men who approach you in public areas!

‘Fred was bending over in the shop, tying his shoelaces, when a bloke came up behind him and started frottaging him, thrusting his loins against Fred’s bum. Fred turned around and the bloke made off like lightening.’

Frottaging by Colonel Barnaby January 20, 2023

freetard

A zealous advocate of free (as opposed to proprietary) software.

The freetard's entire identity is based around using free and open source software such as Linux, and he spends every waking hour of every day writing self-serving propaganda as to why he is superior to anyone who uses software whose licensing does not allow you to reverse engineer/copy/modify and then release your own version of somebody else's work.

"Hey guys, can you help me get this game installed on Windows 10?"
"You use Micro$oft Windows? Don't you know that software doesn't respect your freedoms? You should use GNU/Linux like me! BTW, I use Arch."
"Oh great, here come the freetards to derail the thread."

freetard by µTorrent 2.2.1 May 27, 2021

The Freitag Trade 

Trading a blowjob for a finger-bang.

I’m not really down to fully hookup with him/her tonight, but I would definitely do The Freitag Trade.

The Freitag Trade by brecksubmission80 March 28, 2021

freetail therapy 

Shoplifting; stealing from a shop

"I'm feeling a little down; I'd go shopping, but I can't afford it, so I'm going to indulge in some freetail therapy"

freetail therapy by stdPikachu January 13, 2004

doing a fretter 

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.

Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.

#Vombie

Example 1

Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!

Example 2

Man: (makes random barfing sounds)

doing a fretter by gekkoplatipus January 7, 2017