Freshy fresh 

When someone wipes their ass with toilet paper, but because there is still shit left behind, they use a moist wipe to clean the rest up. The term was widely popularized by a teenage girl in a Cottonelle commercial, but it can be used for any toilet paper/moist wipe combination.

"Man, I just took a shit so sloppy that I had to do the freshy fresh."
"Beulah always has skid marks in her panties. Someone needs to teach that girl about the freshy fresh."

Freshy fresh by BfloDrumDude June 22, 2012

Freshy Fresh 

Moronic phrase from a bathroom tissue commercial where people use toilet paper plus a baby wipe to clean their ass after taking a crap.

People have become so fat and crap so much they need to freshy fresh themselves every time they take a dump.

Freshy Fresh by A Giant Parakeet November 7, 2012

freshy fresh 

Implies multiple meanings, generally so fresh it's freshy fresh.
1. Newly fallen snow on the ski slopes, i.e. freshy fresh pow.
2. A fresh-ass sack of weed that smells so good the scent can be smelled outside the bag.
3. Freshly baked goods made by your lovely lady.

1. I love to ride that freshy fresh pow pow gnar to the extreme!
2. Smell this shit, I got hooked up with the freshy-freshhh!
3. She makes the freshy fresh, O YES!

freshy fresh by Staley July 30, 2006

Freshy Freshenstein 

The hippest cat on the block, has all the gear and knows all the music a cool three months before anyone else, but plays it off like it aint no thing.

Check out homeboy over there, trying real hard to make it look like he's not trying really hard, that cat's fresher than Freshy Freshenstein.

Freshy Freshenstein by earcher5 April 1, 2011

Fresh buns 

Used to describe a hot booty.

Check out that guy's fresh buns.

Fresh buns by zimmygirl777 February 24, 2023

Fresh Toadwalker 

When you do Maths for a living but you're fresh with memes. Usually likes to plug his/her books, and likes to use clickbait titles and loud beeping sounds.

"Hey, this is Fresh Toadwalker."

Fresh Toadwalker by DynestiGTI July 19, 2018

knot-so-fresh 

That fucking filthy after-shit feeling that just will not go away without baby wipes.

Dude, you okay? You were in there a long time.
Fuck no. An entire roll of tp can't get rid of this knot-so-fresh feeling.

knot-so-fresh by sciflyer.25 September 4, 2014