Fresh Tail 

Refers to any piece of ass that is new to you, does not necessarily mean fresh in terms of quality, hygiene, weight, or looks.

"there's some fresh tail for you"
"dude, she's fat"

Fresh Tail by JP$ December 13, 2004

freshfail 

A new level of epic failure. Refers to the "Epic FreshFail Thread of 2008," where a certain member (FreshC230) posted photos of a Mercedes Benz CLS55 AMG on the MDStreetScene.com forums, and claimed it was his.

Due to his locality and age, members of the forum demanded proof, which he was unable to give. After a series of flimsy excuses, it soon became apparent that he had stolen the pictures off other sites, and eventually the REAL owner (Mafiosocls55) of the car showed up and provided proof of ownership. (The question of FreshC230's "fiancee", as of this writing, is still inconclusive, though preliminary findings indicate the photos are those of an internet model.)

This thread soon spread to other car forums on the net, and around the world, bringing down the server and leading to the "FreshFail of 2008" as readers flooded the site. The term "FreshFail" has come to indicate a level of failure above "epic fail," where one is very publicly, throughly, and humiliatingly pwned.

Man 1: I told this chick that I'm an up and coming actor in Sophia Coppola's next film.
Man 2: Bullshit, you couldn't act your way out of a paper bag.
Man 1: Yeah, but I told her Sophia Coppola thought I was super hot, and the the next big thing.
Man 2: So what happened?
Man 1: Turns out she's Sophia Coppola's best friend and casting director.
Man 2: Freshfail!

freshfail by pomegranatesix March 27, 2008

Freshtables 

A slang term for "Fresh Vegetables" commonly found in the produce section of a grocery store or organic market.

Let's get some freshtables while we're at Publix

Freshtables by palinisfailin December 27, 2008

freshtale sans

Freshtale sans was a Sans from the freshtale AU created by Crayon Queen on tumblr.

This sans has a brightly coloured shirt with sometimes a multi-coloured hoodie and orange baseball shorts
In all fan art he appears to be wearing heelies and a propeller hat. This sans is also famous for his stake board and YOLO glasses.

His personality is severely lacking and is completely unable to feel efection, instead he has a lax attitude and typically has a "GO with the flow" personality.

Fresh has the power to censore curse words (imagine fresh running Urban dictionary) with rad, funk and ect.

(I read this from wiki)

His stats are,

-LV: 1

-HP: 100

-DF: 999999999

-AT: 10

Freshtale sans is mostly a radical dude... did I mention he's being controlled by a parasite?

freshtale sans by Imthehamman May 31, 2023