French Shit

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Smoking A Cigarette And Taking A Shit At The Same Time

Best Feeling Ever, Is When One Takes A French Shit.

French Shit by RealOBoi December 19, 2017

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French shit

When a big turd kisses your cheek on the way out. Oft requires broader wiping.

I took a french shit just now, there's no wet wipes left

French shit by Jcerrino August 20, 2024

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That French Shit

Top shelf liquor or expensive.

Bartender give me some of that french shit.

That French Shit by That French Shit December 27, 2020

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French Shitting

When you can't get all of your shit out, so you shit multiple times in one day.

"Why did Jimmy go to the bathroom 4 times?"

"He was French Shitting"

French Shitting by Swagglord January 7, 2014

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French shitting

When you go ass cheek to ass cheek and shit into each other's assholes?

Did you make it with that bitch last night?

Yeah we were French shitting all night long

French shitting by 89023 July 22, 2017

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frenchship

A mutual acquaintanceship with someone of French origin that typically lasts for as long as the frenchman wants to use you.

Typically he/she is very emotional.

"How are you and Louis?"
"Oh, we're not in a frenchship anymore."
"Bummer, why?"
"He was just using me for a house and car."
"Wow, what a frog."
"He just needs some space."

frenchship by n921ne August 16, 2011

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Franchshit

Franchshit is name that is used when someone wants to have a 'joke' eith there Ex

Girl: Heya you franchshit, how ya doin?
Boy : Imma good eleanwhore

Franchshit by Cactus66727 August 10, 2018

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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