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san franshitsgo 

One of the highest crime and homeless rates of any city in the US
Person 1: Have you heard of the human shit in the streets?
Person 2: Yeah, that's in San Franshitsgo

frenchship

A mutual acquaintanceship with someone of French origin that typically lasts for as long as the frenchman wants to use you.

Typically he/she is very emotional.
"How are you and Louis?"
"Oh, we're not in a frenchship anymore."
"Bummer, why?"
"He was just using me for a house and car."
"Wow, what a frog."
"He just needs some space."
frenchship by n921ne August 16, 2011

San Franshitshow 

A Frankenword with a double meaning/entendre comprised of the proper name of the City of St. Francis and the colloquial term "shit show". The below UD definition accurately describes the situation and San Francisco's inept efforts over the past 30+ years to deal with the homeless/addicted/mentally ill who are drawn to SF for the cheap street drugs, ample free services, mild weather, ample opportunities to commit petty crimes, and the lack of consequences.

The double-meaning, of course, concerns the relentless use of the streets, sidewalks, and other public spaces as an open-air restroom by the housing-challenged population.

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"An event involving copious amounts of fail. Everything goes completely wrong and any attempts to fix it only result in making it worse thus leading to a cataclysmic disaster. Almost always caused by gross incompetence..."
San Francisco has become San Franshitshow. Over the last 30+ years, public policy and the expenditure of vast amounts of public funds with regard to the homeless have gotten a number of individuals off the streets, but have only served to make San Francisco even more of a magnet City, creating a situation that has spiraled out of control and creating an entire local industry with a vested interest in the crisis: The Homeless Industrial Complex.

Franceship 

A friendly relationship,

Getting deep, and foreign.
Friendship?
Nah Franceship, it's more French.

Good or bad, What?!

Idk Were friends o.e
Franceship by Ben 55 November 18, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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