Calendar Lockout

When you forget to buy a calendar in the beginning of the year, you realize it months later, and you are too poor, dumb or lazy to buy a new one.

Oh shit it's may, and I didn't buy a calendar, no way Im spending that money now. This is bullshit.

I guess you had a calendar lockout this year

by Swagglord August 11, 2012

French Shitting

When you can't get all of your shit out, so you shit multiple times in one day.

"Why did Jimmy go to the bathroom 4 times?"

"He was French Shitting"

by Swagglord January 07, 2014