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French Language 

A beautiful language, spoken in France, Switzerland, Monaco, and several countries in Africa. French is a language that "sounds pretty" or sometimes even "sexy" when a hot French man speaks it, using soft delicate words.
It's a language that even when saying the most vulgar phrase in the world, can sound beautiful.
Pierre- Tu es une putain grosse! (you are a fat whore!)
Janice- Aw thanks Pierre! You're so sexy when you speak the French language!
Pierre- Merde. (shit.)

french language 

a beautiful language, but don’t let it fool you. Once you dig deeper, she is like a rotten egg… pretty on the outside, but when you try to open, she kills you immediately.
God, why did i choose french language… it’s so pretty, but learning it is horrible! Reminds me of a rotten egg.
french language by annays February 7, 2022

The Entire French Language 

A verb used when talking about a great evil or catastrophe.
A: "Oh no I have unleashed the The Entire French Language!"
The world ends

the french language 

the french language is stupid because they have 15 to many letters that don't even get there spot in the spotlight in each word!!!!
the french language by @be0powerly February 18, 2020