French Language

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a language that has many silent ass letters

the french language should silence itself

French Language by agent armchair March 12, 2017

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French Language

A beautiful language, spoken in France, Switzerland, Monaco, and several countries in Africa. French is a language that "sounds pretty" or sometimes even "sexy" when a hot French man speaks it, using soft delicate words.
It's a language that even when saying the most vulgar phrase in the world, can sound beautiful.

Pierre- Tu es une putain grosse! (you are a fat whore!)
Janice- Aw thanks Pierre! You're so sexy when you speak the French language!
Pierre- Merde. (shit.)

French Language by hotpinkrunningshoes August 24, 2011

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french language

a beautiful language, but don’t let it fool you. Once you dig deeper, she is like a rotten egg… pretty on the outside, but when you try to open, she kills you immediately.

God, why did i choose french language… it’s so pretty, but learning it is horrible! Reminds me of a rotten egg.

french language by annays February 7, 2022

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The Entire French Language

A verb used when talking about a great evil or catastrophe.

A: "Oh no I have unleashed the The Entire French Language!"
The world ends

The Entire French Language by five's July 8, 2022

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the french language

the french language is stupid because they have 15 to many letters that don't even get there spot in the spotlight in each word!!!!

the french language is stupid.

the french language by @be0powerly February 18, 2020

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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