Skip to main content

french canadian

An individual who lives in Quebec or in other french community in Canada ( And there are a few! Just get off that couch and discover the world you live in, you ignorant!).

The biggest concentration of them are located in Quebec (the province).

Not to be confused with The Brayons, living in the northern part of New-Brunswick (a lot of them will speak a fluent, yet in a funny accent, english. And if you address a citizen in french, they'll respond in a "good enough french", but you oughta know some english!).
New-Brunswick officially declares itself bilingual (french-english). Go figure.

Cajuns people (called "Acadiens", "Cadiens" or "Cayens" in french) also have their own dialect called Chiac (pronounced SHE'ACK (no pause)). It's spoken by most cajuns of southern New-Brunswick, although canjuns' elite tend to snob it and will either use a well-spoken french or english. That's mainly because chiac's known to be of a strong redneck-from-the-far-east french pronunciation plus a few english words. One can use less or more english... it's complex. I personally never lived there to fully grasp it, although my roots are from Quebec's far east.
Members of the band Radio-Radio raps in chiac. check it out on You-Tube.
-Salut, je suis un québécois et, par conséquent, un canadien français. Et toi?
-Hi, I'm a quebecer and consequently a french canadian. What about you?

Some chiac, in 'Cliché Hot' from Radio-Radio :

-1 frippe, 2 frippe, 3e frippe aussi?
-T'as pas besoin d'prescrition, ta première frippe est free!
translates to :

"1 fry, 2 fry, a 3rd fry too?"
"You ain't need a prescription, you're first fry's free!
note that Quebecers say "frite", not "frippe"
french canadian by KUTR March 22, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

French Canadian

A racist term used in place of "wigger," or "white nigger". A white guy that tries really hard to act like a black man. The term is used along with "Canadian," which is another word for "nigger," in place of "wigger" when using the actual word will get you in trouble. For example, in the military where you can get in serious trouble for using racist remarks.
"Hey Smith, is there a lot of Canadians in your division?"
"No, but there are a lot of French Canadians. Which is much worse."
French Canadian by BigToadMoney April 22, 2017

French-Canadian 

Someone with a good sense of humour, an incredible talent for understanding. Usually speaks two or more languages.

He has to make people understand that French is important and it is not an assault against the ROC.
Wow! he is so French-Canadian, he's very nice
French-Canadian by Maevane March 5, 2011

French-Canadian 

The assholes, know as the QuebecWasp are the reason people hate Quebec. Not all French Canadians are horrible, in fact they are very friendly people. But please please PLEASE watch out for the QuebecWasps. If you speak a word of any other language than French in front of you they will assume the presence of a wasp then rape the fuck out of you.
American : Guess what Jean-Francois? I’m going to Quebec for the holidays!
Jean-François: Ohhhhh boy, you better steer clear of the QuebecWasp. Only speak with the French-Canadians.
American : Okay.
French-Canadian by The hada bada December 13, 2019

French Canadian Whore 

A girl who leads men on with her beauty but then reveals that she does not believe in love but is going to marry a hockey player later in life.
Guy 1 "hey you still talking to that girl?"

Guy 2 "nah it turns out she is a French Canadian whore"

French Canadian Standoff 

A gentlemen's duel. Two men have a staring contest completely naked, while masturbating vigorously. First one to blink or ejaculate loses, however if the semen hit's the opponent in the eye resulting in blinking, the ejaculator wins. However if the opponent does not blink after being hit in the eye, they win.
When no other means of reconciliation could be achived between the two parties, a French Canadian Standoff was held to decide the outcome of the argument.
French Canadian Standoff by Red Kayak November 16, 2010

french canadian tuxedo 

An all white denim version of the Canadian tuxedo.
I saw some hipsters rocking some sweet french canadian tuxedos the other day. I bet they were off to do some parkour.
More from Urban Dictionary

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Next