Freezerio 

When you poke it jiggles....
The sweat oozes off onto your innocent virgin hands.
As you slowly back off the Freezerio lunges at you and squishes you with its mighty power.

What the fuck is that?
That's the Freezerio.

Freezerio by BIGOOFMAN June 27, 2018

Freezerio 

The based man himself. Part of the Church of Carl Cox, popular EDM DJ. Usually sitting inside of Roblox games insulting young women, calling them out for their flaws in their arguments and themselves. Incredibly competitive & typically will not back down until they are proven correct, likely has been on all creeks of the internet, the unstoppable Freezerio.

Holy fucking shit he's just like Freezerio

Freezerio by notlenarr_oung August 11, 2021

freezer wine 

Freezer Wine is frozen vodka right from your freezer.

Get off your lazy butt, grab me some Freezer Wine and make me a vodka martini with an olive!

freezer wine by Seminole Heights Rich June 18, 2014

Freezer Geezers UTD

Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.

Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.

Freezer Geezers UTD by Honest_Football Fan April 9, 2021

freezeblocking 

When you freeze a nice big shit and then fuck sombody's anus with it.

Man, my ass is killing me. Me and Joe were freezeblocking last night and my bunghole feels like a worn out elastic band.

freezeblocking by Poo is funny February 4, 2018

freezer tarps 

when you get real sweaty at the pregame yoss your tarp in the freezer for a few minnows or seckies depending on the sitch

yo yoss me my freezer tarps out of the freezer real quick to cool down

freezer tarps by yarps4l October 14, 2020

Freezer bags 

Tits with the same consistency as empty freezer bags. Literally just flaps of skin with nothing inside. No side profile except for a slight bulge at the bottom where the nipple is dangling. Clinging on to the boob like a daring rock climber

She has horrendous freezer bags that one

Freezer bags by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021