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Freezerio 

When you poke it jiggles....
The sweat oozes off onto your innocent virgin hands.
As you slowly back off the Freezerio lunges at you and squishes you with its mighty power.
What the fuck is that?
That's the Freezerio.
Freezerio by BIGOOFMAN June 27, 2018

Freezebob 

When one is extremely cold, to the point that it would completely freeze a man named Bob.
Alis-"Whoa this room is well freezebob"
Lizzie-"Brrrr I'm well freezebob"
Abbey-"I could well piss my pants"

freezerburn 

A term used to describe an insult that is both "cold" and "a burn"
Sam: My mom thinks I'm cool.
Sam's Mom: No, you're pretty much a loser
Bob: OOOOOHHHH! FREEZERBURN!
freezerburn by JayMay March 26, 2008

freezerbag 

someone who never stops shutting up and stating their opinion, used mainly as an insult.
"Oh man, I got you good!"

"Shut up, freezerbag!"
freezerbag by Rosstopher987 May 17, 2007

freezerburn 

a random word said anywhere in a sentence in any context meaning anything
rake mindler AKA fake lindler is a FREEZERBURN!!!!!
freezerburn by MaGuizZ May 27, 2006

Freezerburned Cookies 

Describing the act of one man freezing his testicles until the pubes are sharp and stronger than a thousand needles. The man then rub his balls up and down his women until there is blood shown or until the man nuts.
Let's get freaky and freezer burn them cookies!!!!!

....maybe freezerburned cookies wasn't such a good idea.