Freedum

The right to be stupid in a Trumpian GOP’s little world.

Fake Patriot: I don’t have to wear my seatbelt and keep my kids in the backseat. I know my First Amendment rights.

Real Patriot: No, dummy! You’re practicing your freedum, the right to be stupid.

Fake Patriot: I’m going to sue you! I know my First Amendment rights.

Real Patriot: Yeah, the right to get your kids and yourself killed?

Fake Patriot: MAGA!

by The Real Canadian August 23, 2021