Freedum 

The right to be stupid in a Trumpian GOP’s little world.

Fake Patriot: I don’t have to wear my seatbelt and keep my kids in the backseat. I know my First Amendment rights.

Real Patriot: No, dummy! You’re practicing your freedum, the right to be stupid.

Fake Patriot: I’m going to sue you! I know my First Amendment rights.

Real Patriot: Yeah, the right to get your kids and yourself killed?

Fake Patriot: MAGA!

Freedum by The Real Canadian August 23, 2021

People's freedom of choices and voices act

A legal statute in Canada that affords a defendants ability to a fair trial. With the invocation of it, defendants are allowed to express themselves at a court level to avoid a mistrial. Some of the most common rights granted by this act are the abilities to smoke and swear in court

Ricky: "Your majesty, I would like to make a request under the People's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your court. If I can't smoke and swear in your court, I can't represent myself at a court level and that's a fuckin' mistrial!"

Judge: "Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."

People's freedom of choices and voices act by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 23, 2018

freedom femme 

A woman who has chosen to stay single and not have any children.

(Ignore the links in the words of the first definition. They are incorrect and don't have anything to do with the definition of a freedom femme)

The reason she is so happy is because she is a freedom femme.

freedom femme by freedomfemme April 18, 2019

freedom femme 

a female who has chosen to stay single and not have children. This does not necessarily mean she lives like a nun or that she hates children. A freedom femme just real loves and values the freedom of the solo life.

No she doesn't have a partner or kids. She's a total freedom femme.

freedom femme by Pa1oma September 27, 2015

TO FREEDOM!!!

When you are a strong black woman, (i.e. Harriet Tubman, fka Nicki Minaj, aka Miki Minach) who is assertive and guiding black men to a more prosperous way, but they are too oblivious to realize that you are helping them.

Do you think Harriet Tubman was walking around with a fucking nice shiny fucking dress on with a fucking crown on her head when she was taking slaves??? TO FREEDOM!!!

TO FREEDOM!!! by XAVIAER MINAJ September 5, 2018

Freedom middle school 

The hell hole where children eat shitty food, jerk off, mess around, break up, make out, get rejected, and “learn”

Also includes a large variety of annoying teachers. (I won’t list their names here out of “respect”) and did I mention that the bathrooms are completely unsanitary. Yeah no soap barely ever water and if you wonna dry your hands just wipe them off on your shirt.

But hey when you look past the shitty food, unsanitary bathrooms, shitty teachers, horrible WiFi, annoying kids, bad subjects, short lunches, no free time, it’s actually a “ok” place.

Did you hear about that hell-hole Freedom Middle School? Naw.

Freedom middle school by Kid from middle school December 19, 2018

freedom vendor 

Slang term for an attorney, the court sanctioned salesperson who hawks freedom to the client with the fattest wallet.

You had better buy yourself a freedom vendor who is worth a shit if you expect to walk.

freedom vendor by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019