Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals
outside of the
US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms
show or lay dormant for months before knowing.
Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things
fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the
American Goverment System and more.
Bro what'
s wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now,
talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.
