freebery

A complete douche most of the time who feels the need to prove himself as top dog wherever he goes. He usually chases a lot of women and finds ways to brag about it. Sometimes you may see a glimpse of non-doucheyness but it is rare. Some of the actions and warning signs of a freebery are when someone smacks the brim of your hat, messes with you with no reason or intentions, or just flat out acts like a douche!

Steer clear of the freebery and your life may just be saved.

Wow did you see what that guy did to Jake?? What a freebery...

freebery by da bes July 4, 2012

freeberg 

The Freeberg. Originated in the mid 90's by a man named Pete Freeberg. This is the process of rolling up paper towels into big balls, wetting them and throwing them at people or places. They can be as small as golf balls up to the size of a big melon.

To make these you simply use paper towels or toilet paper from any source that you don't own like public restrooms etc. Simply wet the ball of paper under a sink with luke warm water and compress them gently with hands to remove excess water. This will make them very explosive, easier to throw and less conspicuous before the attack. The final step is to find a person or surface to chuck this thing at. Best results are achieved on flat surfaces.

**NOTE: The longer the water sits on the paper ball the more explosive the results will be when it hits its target.

I was in class the other day and when the teacher turned her back my buddy freeberged the chalkboard!!

Did you see Bob freeberg Chad's wall the other day?

We were freeberging at the party and it got out of control.

freeberg by Danny Oceanz December 15, 2009

freeber 

When someone calls you for a ride because they are drunk or need to go somewhere that is far away and/or inconvenient (i.e. uber) but have no intention of paying you.

Yo. Let's call Billy he'll give us a freeber.

freeber by SexyNurse September 8, 2016

freebersyser 

Freebersyser is a given last name to one of the most caring loving and one of the most out of the world kind of family you’ll ever know it’s always hard to tell when to be serious or brush it off your shoulders when being around or involved with someone with last name freebersyser because they’ll be just as surprised as you in the way they react to the situation in the time being

But always own up to there faults loyal and very opened

Very trusting never doubt them because doubting the freebersyser is like wondering if your cats really a cat

What you see is what it is they will never hide the true them or pretend to be or feel something there not

If you have doubts you might as well pack your
Shit
And

Keep

On

Gimping

Mrs freebersyser is truly the most wonderful and honest person I’ve ever know

freebersyser by Starving Marvin June 6, 2020

Feebery 

A level above Ass Clownery

He took the ass clownery to another level, too much feebery.

Feebery by Ass Hat King June 21, 2011

Freebrey 

When taking pictures of a Lotus and it is obscured by other objects.

Looking a picture, trying to figure out where the Lotus is

Simon, “it’s the unidentifiable blob in the distance just behind the tree.”

Paul, “ah, you’ve taken a Freebrey…”

Freebrey by anonymous July 26, 2025