Free Smoke

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A proclamation made to would-be challengers, warning that anyone who wants to receive a beatdown - literal or otherwise - merely has to step up. This typically equates to catching a fade, getting washed in some sort of challenge (basketball, freestyling, et al), and generally being embarrassed in grand fashion.

"You really tryin to get these hands, my nigga? I'm givin out free smoke all day, pussy"

"You can't see me on the court, but you can get it too. Free smoke"

Free Smoke by dende07 December 1, 2016

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free smoke

you finna get yo ass beat. step up to the plate, take the beating

imma pull up to juliana's house "free smoke,free smoke"

free smoke by blackpower101 April 21, 2018

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Free Smoke

A proclamation made when you see how easy it is to beat Toko in a game of Smite.

"Toko is on the other team? free smoke!"

Free Smoke by SmiteGame February 7, 2020

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smoke free campus

one of the lower rings of hell. A community college or university campus that prohibits smoking or tobacco use. studends are forced to use tremendous ingenuity to find places and methods of smoking to avoid capture by authorities.

Smoker #1 *flicks bic*
smoker #2 dude no...
Smoker #1 why not? your smoking...?

Smoker #2 yeah, but I glued my cigarette to the inside of my coffee thermos so it will look like Im just drinking really really hot coffee.
Smoker #1 genius!
smoker #2 fuck this smoke free campus

smoke free campus by the buckeye smoker January 22, 2014

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freesmoker

Term for girls (or in few cases men) that use thier sexuality to smoke weed for the free with no intentions of putting out despite what they say or imply.

Cindy the freesmoker came over to the house and acted like a slut to smoke weed and then left to find more weed to smoke.

freesmoker by Wordswurth May 12, 2011

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Freesmoke

To smoke in an unencumbered and leisurely manner.

Wanna pack the vape?
Nah, let's just roll a J and freesmoke.

Freesmoke by freesmoker June 10, 2016

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FreeSmoke

Anybody can get it

It’s freesmoke with who ever want it

FreeSmoke by Ben Gotti September 19, 2021

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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