Free Mason

A man who just broke up with his girlfriend and is excited to get back into the dating world.

Tim: Is that Josh over there?
Jason: Yeah, he's with those three girls.

Tim: Guess he's moving on pretty fast.
Jason: Yeah, he's a free mason.

by SuperSingleton December 26, 2009

The free mason

A sex position in which your legs together make the free mason sign: it’s like scissoring but patriotic

I got a parking ticket today, so I made it up to my country by doing the free mason with my wife

by That bottom bitch November 06, 2020

Free Mason

Someone who is gay but thinks they're straight.

Joe is a total free mason. He's slept with half of the football team

by Just Uncle Jay January 22, 2022