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Fredgazim 

Once thought to be impossible to do, the Fredgazim is when you simultaneously perform all the following bodily functions at once!

* Fart
* Burp
* Hiccup
* Cum
* Yawn
* Throw Up
* Poop
* Cough
* Pee
* Sneeze
* Cry (many people continue to cry after it is over)

Also know as the holy grail of bodily functions the Fredgazim is named after Fred Riehl the first human to have willingly perform a documented Fredgazim.
wife: What the hell happened in here?!!

husband: Sorry babe...but I think I had a Fredgazim? I will clean that up as soon as I catch my breath.
Fredgazim by Uglyfredy January 11, 2009
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Freudgasm 

When the mind busts a nut from immense arousal of the genitalial regions of consciousness.

Causes of a Freudgasm vary upon the level of cognitive sophistication of the individual's mind but typically involve exposure to acts or demonstrations of sexy, hilarious, or 1337.
Oh Mickey, you've given me another Freudgasm!
Freudgasm by Oldschool84 February 20, 2011
Both free and legal
Last Sunday, I enjoyed the legit fregal orange juice at my hotel.

Homework should not be fregal.
Fregal by rubbersoulXD April 2, 2010
the kind of woman who is always up for a wild and playful adventure,. She’s a die-hard romantic personality who loves the imagery that seemingly spontaneous. Balance is the key word for this born.
Open minded companions “perfect lover” Known for being erratic.
enjoys making her living space a haven frepurposed decor, with a taste toward simple, clean

Everything in her world is kept clean and pretty
The girl next door, her name is Freda!
Freda by unicornlove33333 November 18, 2018
Freegans will eat any food product as long as it’s free. Some freegans do this because they don’t want to give money to food producers who harm animals, the environment, or workers. Other freegans simply believe that all the best things in life are free, and that free food from a friend is the next best thing to food freely given by the earth.
Someone is Freegan leaning if their preferred dietary option is free food.
Freegan by IronMikey March 18, 2023

fredagsmys 

Fredagsmys is pretty much the most holy tradition of Sweden. The word origins from two words; “fredag” and “mys”, which roughly translates to Friday and cozy. Every Friday, all Swedes drive by the supermarket to buy ingredients for taco, soda and chips. Then, they all sit down in their sofas with their families or friends and watch telly. Usually, the parents fall asleep after a few glasses of wine or beer while the kids stuff themselves with chips until they have a stomach ache.
singing
Now it's the end of the week; it is time for fredagsmys!
fredagsmys by popsicle power June 19, 2011