Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza

A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.

5 children are said to have been murdered at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza.

Note: FNAF is an entirely fictional game.

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza by its mum not mom u american shi July 13, 2020

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Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza

A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person.

Hey, have you ever heard of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza? You’d better watch out! I hear they come to life at night. And if you die, they hide your body and never tell anyone.

Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza by Uhh.Levi October 18, 2021

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Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria

Founded in the 1980's, this pizzeria has fun arcades and singing animatronics for children! Bring your kids here for a fun birthday party!

Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria is in need of employment, specifically night security guards.

Freddy Fazbear's Pizzaria by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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