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A full head of hair combed into the middle to fabricate the look of a mohawk.
Ladies want me because I got a fauxhawk.
fauxhawk by Vince Latello September 10, 2003
Word of the Day on July 16, 2009
I got bored and made a shampoo fauxhawk. Then I peed in my shower.
fauxhawk by Lolacita November 27, 2003
A variation of the "Mohawk" hair style. Hair is worm longer down the middle of the head and ussually spiked with gel. Contrary to the traditional "Mohawk" style, hair is not shaved completely on the sides of the head.

AKA: Fohawk
Barber: How would you like your hair cut?
Customer: I'd like a mohawk, but I don't think my boss would let me keep my job.
Barber: Have you given any thought to a fauxhawk?
Customer: That's a great idea, lets go for it!
fauxhawk by JitterBob February 7, 2009
sides of the hair have a fade , but still has to blend in well with the top of your head top of your head has to have the longest hair gelled into the middle of the hair to make a fauxfauk .
guy 1 : yo man i just got a fauxhawk , how does it look ?
guy 2 : you look gino man , it looks so sick .
A wanabe mohawk. Fauxhawks have the spiked hair at the centerline of the head, but the hair to the sides are not buzzed off. They are also usually considerably shorter than a mohawk.
Jimmy's mom said he would be grounded for life if he got a mohawk, so he settled for a fauxhawk instead.
Fauxhawk by Le Bookworm November 8, 2009
Hairstyle combed into the middle with a sticky substance and made to vaguely resemble a mohawk.

Commonly thought to be the worst thing to happen to punk since Good Charlotte.
Tom: "Dude what's that on your head?"
Billy: "Its a fauxhawk, don't judge me!"
Tom: "Too late, kill yourself."
fauxhawk by Taesr November 12, 2009
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