Freakposting

Freakposting is making shocking, unexpected, or weird social media posts about one’s sexual life, often with a sarcastic or comedic tone. It’s like letting intrusive thoughts win, turning oversharing into chaotic, humorous, or dramatic content.

1. She was freakposting about that one time she accidentally seduced her cousin.

2. She was Freakposting about how she gave her vibraptor a pep talk telling it to "really go the distance tonight"

3. He was freakposting about his girlfriend roleplaying as a mobile phone while he, as the charger, plugged into her.

by anonymous January 4, 2025

Freakouting

The process of freaking out. Used in place of "freaking out" when you only want to use one word.

Megan: "Danny hasn't had his latte this morning and he's yelling racially insensitive comments at anybody who asks him what time it is."

Sarah: "Wow. He's freakouting really hard."

by wr36 August 7, 2011

Frankposting

When you send or post such retardation in texts or group chats people in them think you are Frank

Dude that shit was so retarded I thought it was Frank out in the woods; high again, Frankposting.

by see_you_space_raccoon October 19, 2021