wr36's definitions

Family Day

A holiday inserted by the provincial government of Ontario, Canada to the month of February in order to make citizens happier. It was created in effort to lower the marginally higher suicide rate in the month of February.

Dave: Hey Mike, are you going skating with the kids on family day?

Mike: Fuck no! Lisa and I are sending the kids to grandmas, we're REALLY gonna celebrate family day!

by wr36 February 16, 2009

pay the waitress

A euphemism meaning sexual intercourse. Giving her the tip.

Doug: Hey dude, wanna hang?
Rob: I'm with the girlfriend about to pay the waitress. Gimme thirty minutes.

by wr36 February 6, 2014

BINGPOT!

The feeling of finding out your team got an answer right during bar trivia that you were either supremely confident about, or not confident about at all.

Trivia Host: And the name of the villains in Transformers? That would be THE DECEPTICONS!

Teammate #1: NO WAY! We wrote that down but I wasn't sure!
Teammate #2: B-B-B-BINGPOT!!!!!!

by wr36 October 2, 2019

Plasma

The seminal fluid of the bloodstream.

*examining open wound*
Science Guy 1: Wow! Look at all that blood!
Science Guy 2: Technically, it's blood and plasma. Blood only refers to the red and white blood cells.
Science Guy 3: (bleeding profusely) Okay but can you save my life please?

by wr36 March 2, 2021

Freakouting

The process of freaking out. Used in place of "freaking out" when you only want to use one word.

Megan: "Danny hasn't had his latte this morning and he's yelling racially insensitive comments at anybody who asks him what time it is."

Sarah: "Wow. He's freakouting really hard."

by wr36 August 7, 2011

Golf

A competition of who can yell "F**K" the loudest.

"Who won the Golf game?"
"Well, John had the lower score, but I yelled F**K louder so really it was a wash"

by wr36 November 27, 2023

gibble gabble

The scientifically proposed future event in which artificial intelligence becomes self aware.

"Skynet's sentient AI from The Terminator must have experienced the gibble gabble."

by wr36 September 19, 2021