Freakposting is making shocking, unexpected, or weird social media posts about one’s sexual life, often with a sarcastic or comedic tone. It’s like letting intrusive thoughts win, turning oversharing into chaotic, humorous, or dramatic content.
1. She was freakposting about that one time she accidentally seduced her cousin.
2. She was Freakposting about how she gave her vibraptor a pep talk telling it to "really go the distance tonight"
3. He was freakposting about his girlfriend roleplaying as a mobile phone while he, as the charger, plugged into her.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.