Freakposting is making shocking, unexpected, or weird social media posts about one’s sexual life, often with a sarcastic or comedic tone. It’s like letting intrusive thoughts win, turning oversharing into chaotic, humorous, or dramatic content.
1. She was freakposting about that one time she accidentally seduced her cousin.
2. She was Freakposting about how she gave her vibraptor a pep talk telling it to "really go the distance tonight"
3. He was freakposting about his girlfriend roleplaying as a mobile phone while he, as the charger, plugged into her.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)