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Freakmar 

A person who typically a chill guy but has moments where they unexpectedly become the most freaky individual in a given situation. This duality makes them uniquely unpredictable and intriguing.
guy: Freakmar don't sniff clothes of a kindergartener
Freakmar: I NEED TO SNIFF THAT WAISTBAND "TWEAK OUT"
*INHALES AGRESSIVELY*
Freakmar by arfrekius January 28, 2025
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freakard 

Freakard is gennerally refered to those who are freaky and retarded at the same time. People who have mantality problems and have unusual fetishes are usually referd to as this.
guy 1: hey howz it goin?
guy 2: nuttin much, u?
freakard: hiala look at mi lint culecsion.
guy 1: uhhhhhhh, go away freakard!
freakard: nuaa oooooook.
freakard by moreaphid October 3, 2009
cross between freak and retard
Like, omg! Meg is such a freaktard!
freaktard by Laura October 1, 2004

Freaktarded 

There's a cannibal that moved in next door, it's freaktarded.

"What happened to Jenny?"
"I don't know it's freaktarded."

freaktarded 

is a way to describe something mind blowing and/or boggling, insanium in the cranium, etc.
Actually no,it is a way to describe someone or something that is a cross between a freak and a retard.
Courtney Brossel is freaktarded.

Merry Christmas.
freaktarded by mischief_managed31 December 22, 2010
Basically the combination of the words freak and retard.

It is used to describe someone as being a freak and retard at the same time.
That girl over there such a freaktard!
freaktard by A. Nicole February 22, 2007

Freakward 

A heretical disease which results in the thickness of the skull dramatically increases causing the size of the brain to shrink. Due to the increase density of the head the neck will inevitably extend forward to counter act the immense weight. the stretching of the neck cause the vocal cords to elongate. subsequently causing the voice of the person to become irregular and in most cases he/she becomes incomprehendible.
1) aww man whatta Freakward

2) WHOA SHIT! ITS FREAKWARD!
Freakward by Pea Tear Griffin February 28, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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