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Freak Beast

A person (generally male), who, through a combination of genetic gifts and SERIOUS anabolic steroid abuse, has transcended bodybuilding entirely and is now on a new plane of existence. An entire section of the gym is set aside for this individual, who leaves his domain only to scare off lesser mortals and to eat concrete on jaw day.

He's Animal Planet. If you look carefully you can see the three inch hairs growing out of his back and the hooves that have replaced his feet. He goes to the veterinarian instead of the doctor.

To put it simply, this man exists to be big.
Sean: Look at the size of that asshole.

Jack: He's a goddam freak beast. Let's give him a wide birth, kay bruh?
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Freak Bastard 

Someone who is doing unequivocal behavior such as walking around naked with a football helmet on, carrying a duck.
Check out that "Freak Bastard" with the duck.
Freak Bastard by TroyFoster October 9, 2008
Freakbeat refers to a usually British music style which has bridged the gap between the clean pop of early British Invasion acts and the more experimental/psychedelic rock that followed.
Freakbeat places high emphasis on psychedelic graphic design, sometimes utilising photographs of bands associated with the genre.
Freakbeat by Snapper2001 November 11, 2025

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026