This person will change your life. She is the most admiring friend you can have. She will always be that person you can go to with everything and not have to worry about being judged. She's a hustler and a wifey that men crave. But don't take her for granted, once you do her wrong she will never look at you the same. She will for sure forgive but never forget. She's an amazing mom and will do anything for her kid. Let's not forget how emotional she can get even off of a chick flick so don't show her anything sentimental. Take her for a drink and you will have the best time of your life.
Usually a really nice girl,and as a great sense of humor. Loves to see her friends happy and make them happy when they are sad. Has her sassy side but only shows it to people she doesn't like, does really date that often because she likes to be free,a nice person I general. Has a lot of emotions that aren't shown very well and she isn't good at talking about them.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.