Franks-and-Beans 

Franks-and-Beans, referring to a line in the blockbuster movie "There's Something About Mary" Starring Ben Stiller, as Ted Stroehmann and Cameron Diaz, as Mary Jensen. The line spoken by the retarded brother of Mary (Diaz) in reference to Warren Jensen (W.Earl Brown) Speaking of when Ted was caught masturbating. "He was masturbating"
Warren has a striking resemblence to Milton from Office Space. He can usually be found sleeping in closets, masturbating, or hanging around Mexican bath houses, looking for the trademark "Franks-and-Beans"

Warren - "Franks-and-Beans, FRANKS AND BEANS"
"He was Masturbating"
He was touching his Frans-and-Beans.

Franks-and-Beans by Bill-Lumbergh January 27, 2007

franks and beans 

wang (penis) and balls

ex #1 Is it the fank or the beans, son? (retard in the background) Franks and Beans!!franks and beans!!

ex#2 brook brashear doesnt have a frank or any beans!!

franks and beans by aus-t-o-ne April 17, 2003

franks and beans 

puttin your mushroom headed warrior under a woman expericencing diarheaa and insert it into her mouthal region

i gave your mother some franks and beans last night, she was hungry, they were delectable

franks and beans by Matthew P, Millibarbwaaaa July 9, 2007

frank and beans

cock and balls

"His beans, not his frank was caught in his fly"

frank and beans by Double D Rukus May 7, 2003

Frank and beans

The name of an Australian underwear company in Sydney.

Chris bought boxer shorts off frank and beans website

Frank and beans by Grabitch August 14, 2014

Frank and beans

During gay sex, the top is penetrating the bottom's ass with both his penis and balls simultaneously.

"He stretched my ass out so much last night with his frank and beans. It was both impressive and just as pleasurable."

Frank and beans by Gayberham94 January 3, 2022