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frankenwhore 

An overtly promiscuous woman who's had so many failed boob jobs she's now missing her nipples and has a plethora of Frankenstein-like scars, and badly photoshops her face onto models bodies to use as her profile pictures on Facebook
I found this girl on Facebook and she looked pretty hot until I met her and found out she was a frankenwhore
frankenwhore by Derp_TV January 24, 2015

frankenfoot 

(1) A foot that is larger than its counterpart(s) due to genetics, a medical condition, or an injury.

(2) A foot that is encumbered by large, clunky footwear (usually a cast, prescription shoe, or woman's platform shoe.)

Inspired by the "Frankenstein" monster of popular folklore.
(1) Her grotesque frankenfoot frequently became caught in elevator doors, but was a formidable weapon on the soccer field.

(2) Jessica longed to be rid of the frankenfoot her ankle injury had bestowed upon her.
frankenfoot by abitbiz.com July 19, 2004

Frankenshit 

A single lump of feces comprised of two or more meals, and each meal segment can be clearly defined within the log (whether by sight or smell).
I went backpacking through Europe and tried so many different foods in one week that I had Frankenshit dumps until I got home.
Frankenshit by PlayOnPlaya November 2, 2016

frankensnatch 

The new vagina of a man after sexual reassignment surgery,particularly gruesome in appearance during the initial stages of the healing process.
Jonny went into the hospital and came out jane. To prove that he was now a woman he gave us a look see at his new frankensnatch that was still in stitches. It was a hungry looking thing that could make any grown man cry.
frankensnatch by illinforyu August 11, 2009

Frankenphobia 

Morbid irrational fear of biotechnology and/or its products. Endlessly incited by born-again hippie fundamentalists, who would prefer us all to live like Freddie Flintstone. From Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (an endlessly quoted popular reference) and the suffix -phobia.
Morning Flower is spreading her Frankenphobia around again, telling everyone genetically modified tomatoes are bad for their children.

When are these very very trendy people going to accept that Frankenphobia is soooooo yesterday?
Frankenphobia by Fearman January 6, 2008

FrankenBot 

An IRC-like bot for a chat room at Spogg.com. FrankenBot FrankenBot is used to keep chatters interested via commands such as .gaytest and .hangman. He is most notably known for his extrovert personality and text-based games.
Frankenbot is the best bot ever!
FrankenBot by KnifeySpooney February 18, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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