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flake up artist 

Someone who is noncommittal or agrees to everything but then never shows up and therein flaky. So flaky to the point of being almost professional in the practice of it. A professional flaky person. Hence, flake-up artist.

e.g.

Ben: "Liv! We haven't met up in ages!! Fancy meeting up this weekend? I'll be in your neck of the woods any how so we should deffo meet up for a crafty drink! You down?"

Liv: OMG! Ben!!! YES. We gotta do this! Bell me when your here and I'll come down!

(24 Hours passes and Ben arrives at agreed location)

Ben: "Hey Liv, I've just arrived! Where abouts are you?

Liv: ...

Ben: "Liv? Are you en route??"

Liv: ...

Ben: Fml....
Liv you are such a flake up artist...
flake up artist by SecularBen January 9, 2017
A break up that eventually leads to the couple making back up. Hence, it is not a real break up, but a "fake-up."
Larry and Susan broke up again, but you know they're going to get back together... so it's another fake-up.
Fake-up by JohnOB1 October 6, 2005

fake-up sex 

pretending to make-up after an argument for the sole purpose of having crazy make-up sex.
We had some great fake-up sex, but I'm still pissed at that bitch.
fake-up sex by Agent Dan April 20, 2008
When a really ugly girl puts on a lot of make up to make herself look beautiful, then when it comes off, she's completely hideous.
Yaite has to put so much fake up on, just to simply look decent.
Fake Up by Carol K. Cobain February 24, 2009
another word for makeup...especially when a girl has it caked on.
Yeah she was pretty, but she had waaay too much fake-up on.
Fake-up by SamanthaCooper January 14, 2005
A break up, but not truly a break up, i.e. both parties still feel an obligation towards one another, engage in frequent phone calls and "meetings", and feel guilty about beginning to date other people. It is a psychological way of coping with the difficulties of a relationship by both parties distancing themselves from the relationship itself and allowing one another breathing room.
Person 1: Hey, I just saw Leland and Lisa together last night. Didn't they break up because of school commitments?

Person 2: No, that was just a fake up.
fake up by MadRabbit May 10, 2006