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flake up artist
Someone who is noncommittal or agrees to everything but then never shows up and therein flaky. So flaky to the point of being almost professional in the practice of it. A professional flaky person. Hence, flake-up artist.
e.g.
Ben: "Liv! We haven't met up in ages!! Fancy meeting up this weekend? I'll be in your neck of the woods any how so we should deffo meet up for a crafty drink! You down?"
Liv: OMG! Ben!!! YES. We gotta do this! Bell me when your here and I'll come down!
(24 Hours passes and Ben arrives at agreed location)
Ben: "Hey Liv, I've just arrived! Where abouts are you?
Liv: ...
Ben: "Liv? Are you en route??"
Liv: ...
Ben: Fml....
e.g.
Ben: "Liv! We haven't met up in ages!! Fancy meeting up this weekend? I'll be in your neck of the woods any how so we should deffo meet up for a crafty drink! You down?"
Liv: OMG! Ben!!! YES. We gotta do this! Bell me when your here and I'll come down!
(24 Hours passes and Ben arrives at agreed location)
Ben: "Hey Liv, I've just arrived! Where abouts are you?
Liv: ...
Ben: "Liv? Are you en route??"
Liv: ...
Ben: Fml....
flake up artist by SecularBen January 9, 2017
fake-up sex
fake-up sex by Agent Dan April 20, 2008
Fake Up
When a really ugly girl puts on a lot of make up to make herself look beautiful, then when it comes off, she's completely hideous.
Fake Up by Carol K. Cobain February 24, 2009
Fake-up
Fake-up by SamanthaCooper January 14, 2005
fake up
A break up, but not truly a break up, i.e. both parties still feel an obligation towards one another, engage in frequent phone calls and "meetings", and feel guilty about beginning to date other people. It is a psychological way of coping with the difficulties of a relationship by both parties distancing themselves from the relationship itself and allowing one another breathing room.
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