America's most trusted fascist news scource! Next to the people of the Fo network, The Onion pales in comparison to their comletely un-biased and uncensored facts about the completely truthful stories they cover!

Bill O'Reilly- I believe President Bush was a great man, and that Clinton is a lame-ass pussy. -from the Fox News Network-

Fox News Network by Moopzoo October 5, 2010

Fox News Diarrhea

The condition Fox News viewers get when they see a "news" segment and they have no choice but to run to a social media outlet and spew it all over their wall without first checking the facts to see if it has any solid material.

Did you see John's Facebook wall? He had a serious case of Fox News Diarrhea last night!

Fox News Diarrhea by chaser1610 July 19, 2012

Fox News Alert

1. Fox News is no longer on commercial break.
2. Fox News has started to report on literally anything.

"A new Fox News Alert: Donald Trump tweeted today."
"WHITE HOUSE HOLDS DAILY PRESS BRIEFING: FOX NEWS ALERT"

Fox News Alert by DanDunDun April 8, 2019

Fox News Exclusive

A political smear campaign that originates within and is perpetuated by the Fox News Channel, manufactured to stir up reactionary fears among the FNC's political base. Often without merit, exaggerated or even consciously concocted out of whole cloth, the controversy targets FNC political opponents. Major cable news channels will cover the issue only after the attack has struck its target and becomes a matter of national significance, if ever.

"Yeah, unless you change the channel. Then you're hearing no one mentioning that. Oh my god, it's a Fox News Exclusive!"
-Jon Stewart commenting on the "Back of the Bus-Car" Fox News Exclusive event, Nov. 01, 2010

Fox News Exclusive by √theProblem November 2, 2010

Fox News'd Em

When someone misleads others by witholding information.

You: Obama doesn't want to legalize marijuana. He hasn't even proposed a bill for the senate to vote on.

Me: Yea, but he did make it illegal for the feds to override state law like in Cali, and if they ever did the case would go the Supreme Court where there is a better chance they will find the federal law unconstitutional...so yea, get ya shit straight.

You: Damn, I've been misleading people this whole time.

Me: Fuckin Fox News'd Em.

Fox News'd Em by THC Supervillain June 24, 2009

Fox News Brain

A disease or condition perpetuated by a steady ingestion of Fox (Faux) News programming, heavily afflicting far right Republican Trump supporters. Continued exposure to Fox News leads to false and illogical parroting of heavily biased, almost always incomplete, or simply false information. It is propaganda in the guise of "news", with little to zero journalistic quality and integrity. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Belief that Trump is the best President this nation ever had, an inability to let go of Hillary's emails, blaming Obama, hating anything Democrat (repeating phrases like "the democrats this" or "the democrats that"), anti-immigrant rhetoric, anti-science and climate change denial, and lately an obsession with degrading Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Do you know someone who loves President Trump? Is obsessed that Hillary sold our country out? Hates Obama (because they were told to), or says things like "AOC is so stupid and doesn't have a brain". Chances are, they are suffering from Fox News Brain.

Suggestions for dealing with someone suffering with Fox News Brain include: avoid at all cost.

My aunt is suffering from Fox News Brain. She's in the other room chanting "Build That Wall! Build That Wall!"

Fox News Brain by RingsAroundUranus April 14, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026