for certain 

A white man's for real or fo' shizzle my nizzle

Example 1 (Exclamatory):
Tom : for certain! that's a nice ass

Example 2 (Response):
Tom : that's a nice ass
Paul : for certain!

for certain by giraphe November 10, 2003

hurtin' for certain 

Someone who is hurtin' or appears to be hurtin, for certain.

Devo, you look like shit man. Yeah, I had a rough one last night. Pounded 'er back all night dude, really. Yeah definitely hurtin' for certain. Ouuuuuu

hurtin' for certain by battletoad12 August 9, 2010

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator 

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

curtains for you 

I'm going to knock you out; finish you; beat you up; slang term taken from the theatre term "curtain call"; end of show.

Just wait, it's going to be curtains for you!

curtains for you by Leahzlatest April 18, 2018