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A sub human race found in all Australian towns, Footy Fags are basically the Australian version of Chavs and Townies. Their culture revolves mainly around The "NRL" the Australian rugby league. They are all sheep, wearing the same homo cloth's they got from some surf shop and listen to the same mainstream music made by no-talent slut’s and "gangsters", all Footys try and imitate their football idols buy having the same gay little "solly" cut and acting like a general douche bag. They spend their spare time either jumping on each other chasing after a ball, getting pissed on grog they scabbed off the older footy fags or wasting time at the local mall yelling abuse at anyone who isn’t a footy e. g Emos, Goths, Moshers,, Skaters, Nerds, Geeks, Artistic people, Punks, People of Ethnicity, Arab of any kind, Leb, , or anyone that thinks for themself. Most often the footy males have a group of disease carrying cumpsters who follow them around, who are apparently all so “pritty” according to each other most all of them end up doing hairdressing at taff. They disrupt classrooms and this reflects their results which are always poor, but they don’t need to study because “their uncle is gonna give em job fencing on his farm”. Basically if you see a footy stab him to death before it has a chance to reproduce.
Footy fag 1- Durr dum durr chris brown
Footy fag 2- Durr
Footy Fag by DieuFooty August 1, 2009
Footy Fag is a term me and my mates use for anyone that is popular, and love football (AFL, Rugby or Soccer). Usually pricks that want to start shit but can't finish shit. They like rap, mainstream metal, and like to be all "kool" and shit.

They are actually the scum of the earth, who take pleasure in teasing the poor guy.
The poor guys are anyone who isn't a footy fag.
Emos, Goths, Moshers, BMXers, Skaters, Nerds, Geeks, Artistic people, Punks, People of Ethnicity, Arab of any kind, Leb, Maori, or anyone that they just don't like.
Footy Fag: Hey you emo fag Sturt
Mosher Stu: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME CUNT???
Footy Fag: Called you emo. Got a problem go slit your wrist and cry.
*Footy Fags laugh amungst each other*
Mosher Stu: *Puts down bag* THATS IT YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN NOW!
*Catches the Footy Fag and beats the living shit out of the cunt*
Footy Fag by Munchkin Stu November 10, 2008

Foot Fag 

A foot fetishist. e.g. someone who is gay for feet.
The foot fags who keep asking to see that chicks feet are fucking annoying. For god's sake her tits are right there.
Foot Fag by M.R.X. March 14, 2011

foot fag 

A foot fag is someone who has a sexual fetish for feet, human or otherwise
caitlin stop touching my cat's toe beans you silly foot fag
foot fag by BigGayHomo March 30, 2019

foot fag 

someone who has a sexual attraction or fetish to feet, human or otherwise
caitlin stop touching my cats toes you thotty foot fag
foot fag by BigGayHomo March 30, 2019

foot fag 

someone who has a sexual attraction or fetish to feet, human or otherwise
caitlin stop touching me cats toes you thotty foot fag
foot fag by BigGayHomo March 30, 2019

four foot and a fag paper 

Scottish slang to describe someone who is very short.
She's a wee thing, naught but four foot and a fag paper high, but she's got spunk.
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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