Football Field

An American measurement for everything.

Clitus Mc. Fly: My farm is about the size of 3 football field

Football Field by Shmellzy_2 April 15, 2021

sexual football field 

this is like the bases but more in dept
10 yards is a kiss
20 yards is making out
30 yards is feeling up
40 yards is dry fucking
50 yards is fingering
60 yards is a handjob
70 yards is eating out
80 yards is head
90 yards is titty fucking
100 yards is full blown fucking or sealing the deal
a field goal is a quiky
2 point conversion is anal
an interseption is getting cock blocked
a fumble is u fucking up
a incomplete pass is u tried but got shut down
a rush is going in order
passing is skipping around the yards

dude i was with stacey and ull never beleive how far i went on the sexual football field last night and damn we went 80 yards then then 100 then i slipped it in her ass for a 2 point conversion

sexual football field by lajsdhfll September 26, 2005

football fields 

The definitive unit of measurement. You can always rely on the length of a football field

Newsreporter: the new street will be 2 kilometers long
Boomer: can you use a measurement people will understand
Newsreporter: Sorry it is 4.5 football fields long

football fields by intewilliam November 12, 2019

football fielder 

A person who looks good from a distance (such as 100 yards) but up close they are downright ugly.

"Look at him he is cute"
"Wait until we get closer he might be a football fielder"

football fielder by knowwhatimean January 30, 2010