FootSalad

Putting your foot in a salad then saying OH FUCK THERES RANCH EVERYWHERE

ITZA FootSalad with ranch!

by Body Betzger May 16, 2018

Footslap

When you get slapped by a foot. In a slapping motion of slappy-ness. It is not a kick. It's A Slap. Of The foot. The foot-slap is usually used on the thigh, or foot.

Gay: Ouch! Why did you footslap me!? (On My Leg)
Guy: Cause you licked my omelette biatch!

by Dave (Jakeness) February 15, 2010

footslave

A person who is lucky enough to devote his life to worshiping his mistress' feet. He lives only to serve her feet.

Gemma had loved having her own footslave, she teased him, she whipped him for not licking her toes properly and she tortured him. But he loved being under her sweaty feet all day as he had a foot fetish.

by gemma's foot slave April 19, 2005

footslave

1. A slave who kisses and worships his master's feet upon her demand, and lives to serve her and her glorious feet.

2. Me

If I do everything my master orders me to do correcty, he will reward me by letting me worship her feet as her footslave.

by theslaveinohio July 17, 2007

Favorable Footsoldier

The sexual act of two consensual parties shoving their feet in each other's ass.

The couple next door must be into some weird shit. One of them walked down the hall and had brown footprints, I think they did the favorable footsoldier last night.

by GasMaskOverdrive July 10, 2018

emo footsoldier

see: emo

a member of the emo cult/lifestyle group, one that adhears to the emo way of life and in that way attracts others who are leaning towards a depressed future filled with terrible music.

Look at that emo footsoldier driving his jetta listening to Dashboard Confessionals.

by Dillon Morris July 24, 2005

FootAlarm

When A foot is near.
Related to GAYDAR.

Kirstin: "foot!"
BB: "FOOTALARM"
Kirstin: "there's a foot in here!"

by BigBridge January 23, 2009