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Putting your foot in a salad then saying OH FUCK THERES RANCH EVERYWHERE
ITZA FootSalad with ranch!
FootSalad by Body Betzger May 16, 2018
Words you can keep
When you get slapped by a foot. In a slapping motion of slappy-ness. It is not a kick. It's A Slap. Of The foot. The foot-slap is usually used on the thigh, or foot.
Gay: Ouch! Why did you footslap me!? (On My Leg)
Guy: Cause you licked my omelette biatch!
Footslap by Dave (Jakeness) February 15, 2010

footslave 

A person who is lucky enough to devote his life to worshiping his mistress' feet. He lives only to serve her feet.
Gemma had loved having her own footslave, she teased him, she whipped him for not licking her toes properly and she tortured him. But he loved being under her sweaty feet all day as he had a foot fetish.
footslave by gemma's foot slave April 19, 2005

footslave 

1. A slave who kisses and worships his master's feet upon her demand, and lives to serve her and her glorious feet.

2. Me
If I do everything my master orders me to do correcty, he will reward me by letting me worship her feet as her footslave.
footslave by theslaveinohio July 17, 2007

Favorable Footsoldier 

The sexual act of two consensual parties shoving their feet in each other's ass.
The couple next door must be into some weird shit. One of them walked down the hall and had brown footprints, I think they did the favorable footsoldier last night.

emo footsoldier 

see: emo

a member of the emo cult/lifestyle group, one that adhears to the emo way of life and in that way attracts others who are leaning towards a depressed future filled with terrible music.
Look at that emo footsoldier driving his jetta listening to Dashboard Confessionals.

FootAlarm 

When A foot is near.
Related to GAYDAR.
Kirstin: "foot!"
BB: "FOOTALARM"
Kirstin: "there's a foot in here!"
FootAlarm by BigBridge January 23, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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