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to dawdle, waste time with mindless tasks
probably comes from Ireland
a person who foosters is a foosterer
She is always late because she foosters around while getting ready.
fooster by momlemu October 12, 2004
The unholy fusion of a FOODIE and a HIPSTER. Persons that need to be annoyingly cool about using non-mainstream ingredients or techniques while cooking.
Foodster: So, I made this vegan amouse-bouche with raw macadamia butter waffers and azuki beans, covered in coconut oil, but everybody was so ignorant that they didn't appreciate it.
Friend: Dude, you are just a foodster.
foodster by alect0 May 6, 2010
A term grandmothers use for flatulation
I foofsered in class today and everybody laughed at me and pointed and i cried.
foofser by Foofsermama October 3, 2011

floofster 

One that is floof. One that has fuffy hair for one to floof, is a floofster. But actually, there’s only one floofster. me. I am floofster
“They are so floof”
Adorable little floofster”
Look at that floofy hair on floofster the floof”
floofster by Floofster the Great November 25, 2020
An emo chick with a semi-attractive face who posts her profile on friendster, all-the-while failing to show the fact that even though she may have a alright face, she's the size of a bloated rhinocerous.

Used primarily as an insult regardless of actual physical characteristics.

(Taken from the Pitboss 2000 song of the same name.)
"For some reason, foodsters are really starting to attract me..."

"Dude, I seriously hope what you meant to say was, 'I'm gay'!"
foodster by Straight Up February 19, 2004
A man, usually portraying a young demeanor, that enjoys gaming and television amongst other indolent pursuits and of whom can generally found in underground castles with ample supplies of treats and movies to watch.
We came across a foostern when we went to Matthews house last night.
foostern by Jinzel Washington July 29, 2012