Foodtility

That moment of despair when you take too big of a bite of a breakfast sandwich while driving, and are unable to catch the large piece of egg white that falls out of your mouth and lands on the floor...

Benny experienced the ultimate Foodtility as the best part of a Hungry Man Hero from Pete's Deli eluded his grasp (after it somehow escaped from his mouth) and fell to the floor of his car, Miss Adrian.

Foodtility by The BS Express March 3, 2022

Foodtunity

An opportunity to eat food; free or otherwise.

Sometimes at an event such as a party, graduation, or wedding.

Jordan: Carol told me you wanted to go to her graduation because it was a foodtunity. I burst into laughter.

Foodtunity by l0ve2eat June 8, 2011

Foodipity 

The point in which a person’s stomach reaches fullness, has effected their I.Q. And ability to move.

I have reached to point of foodipity I almost fell down the stairs.

Foodipity by BigRoWdEE October 13, 2018

fooshility 

Both foolish and shitty

Whitney says alot of fooshility

fooshility by Christy k🌹 August 28, 2022