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Someone who is amazing, fun to talk to, a smooth talker, smart, sexy, attractive, has good hair, can be a player, flirts too much, and can make any girl fall for him. When he's drunk he's hysterical and wild.
The Belgian sweetheart is who we call Fons.
fons by sawsi January 26, 2011
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A fons is a fancy word for “penis
Dude, you got a lil fons
Fons by Owndhbejsosjd December 9, 2019
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someone who is super handsome and has a huge dick. He is also called the new king of cool. He can make any woman fall for him and he is very good at flirting. Otherwise he has dark hair and he is very smart. Besides that he is real a player and good at sex. He is also super strong just a bit smaller than most people and he is super rich and drives a nice car. He also dinks much
Did you see Fons? ‘No’ oh you meant that cool guy he is over there talking to that girl there
Fons by Thomas kimber November 24, 2021
Fons is another word for gay. It's used to identify other gay people.
Emily: I identify as Fons.
Jane: I don't, but I accept you for who you are!
Fons by Xavier K March 21, 2022

Lyndsy Fonseca

The sexiest thing to come out of america in a LONG TIME. Starred in the amazing film Kickass, as well as some hot tub thing.
Me: Mate, did you watch Kickass last night? How fine is Lyndsy Fonseca?!

Mate: Phwaor!!
Lyndsy Fonseca by SoulTornado92 July 27, 2010

Fonsecling

Rare form of research within the Investment Banking Industry, used only by true masters in the art of Googling, who have gone to the end of the Internet and back in search for a bit of info to include in a document.
When presented with an extraordinary piece of info, a marveled reader might say: "This is magnificent! How in the world did you find this? You've been Fonsecling..!
Fonsecling by 6packer September 20, 2011

Fonso Magic

The act of putting in the least amount of effort that yields the maximum appearance of "hard work."
Josh: This warehouse looks like shit!

TSA employee: We'll do some Fonso Magic!
15 min later....
Josh: The warehouse looks perrrfect!
Fonso Magic by Freight Fags March 27, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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