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that alastair, he's real fonny
fonny by extremo tubby June 28, 2004
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word said when something is found funny but is not funny enough to laugh at or just to say funny so you say FONNY
someone makes a joke
rhian laughs:- "ha thats so fonny"
Fonny by that awsome guy April 9, 2010

Fonny Rocket 

Hemorrhoid suppositories shaped like a rocket designed to relieve the symptoms of piles in the rectum.

The Fonny Rocket is a special suppository designed to heal hemorrhoids in 3 days or less.
Fonny Rocket does not get lost in the rectum but stays comfortably in place for many hours to soothe and heal inflamed tissue.
Fonny Rocket by Ezmerelda Berger March 24, 2013

FONNY ROCKET 

A nickname for a person or given to someone who is deemed by their group of friends as high energy, highly funny, highly entertaining and at times, high maintenence. This word is also used as a metaphor to describe the act or action of, going off like a rocket. Going off like a rocket is also a reference to the Launch of a Rocket. Fonny is a acronym for funny. Hense, FONNY ROCKET. FONNY ROCKET is also the name of a fire cracker.
Hey check out the dance floor, there's that FONNY ROCKET, f#@k she's funny, look at her go off like a ROCKET.
FONNY ROCKET by FONNY ROCKET October 19, 2008

Friday Fonny 

Friday Fonny is a famous gaming clan well known for its fortnite and roblox gameplay.
Friday Fonny is good at touchy football
Friday Fonny by Jim Paul May 2, 2023

Fanny Mist 

V, Fanny Mist is when a woman doesn't wash her vag for days on end & it's so bad down there she develpos fanny mist. Fanny mist can be toxic to breath in as fumes can lead to choking. To prevent fanny mist all a woman has to do is wash her vag.
Adam was about to start eating Jackie out when he was struck by her fanny mist & taken aback by the fumes he says "Jackie you have fanny mist i think you need a shower"

fanny fingering formula 

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula
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