Fondlefest

A yearly festival hosted on June 9th in Kuwait. Hosted by slutty whores who greet visitors by fondling their balls.

David: damn I haven’t been fondled since my uncle jerry raped me behind his garage when I was 6.
Frederique: what the fuck?
David: you know what we should do? Go to Fondlefest! it’s happening next week!
Frederique: dude what the shit is wrong with you?

by The big Bong of the south seas June 6, 2024